the cynical optimist



simple yet powerful

simple yet powerful

reason #18530 i’m going to hell

so i guess video chatting has become a popular thing with kids these days. i don’t get it and i think it’s pretty lame…unless you’re watching your girlfriend strip for you.

but it seems like all the cool kids are doing it. which got me thinking, what would kids without a webcam do to try and feel like they belong? then i pictured a little kid cutting out his friend’s picture and taping it to his monitor while chatting with him/her.

i laughed pretty hard.

if nice guys finish last and assholes finish first, i’m in second place andrew james

reason #18529 i’m going to hell

a bum came up to me asking for change. i wanted to say no, but i noticed a cute girl in my peripherals. i had no intention of talking to her, but i figured i’d at least leave her with a good impression. so i gave the guy a quarter and some pennies. after he left, i took a glance in her direction. fuck my peripherals. i want my change back.